"Time Flies" - Unisex Hoodie

Need a hoodie that keeps you warm and calls out the chaos of life? Meet the Time Flies Unisex Hoodie, featuring a gloriously dramatic fly clutching a clock like it’s late for literally everything—just like you. This quirky, pun-packed graphic is perfect for anyone who lives on caffeine, deadlines, and the constant reminder that time is out here sprinting.

Soft, cozy, and smooth enough to make you forget you're wearing a wearable pun, this hoodie is your new go-to for errand-running, procrastinating, or pretending you have your life together. Plus, it makes a fantastic gift for that one friend who's always “on their way” but clearly hasn't left the house yet.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to fabric and print-on-demand production, the White variant may appear slightly off-white. This is normal and not considered a defect. As a dropship store, we follow a strict return/refund policy—only defective or misprinted items qualify.

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