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Breakfast just got dangerous. “Cereal Killer” features a mischievous, villainous bowl of cereal armed with a dripping knife, red slippers, and zero remorse. The spilled milk? Yeah… it definitely wasn’t an accident.
This tee is perfect for anyone whose morning vibe is equal parts chaotic energy and dark humor. Whether you’re fueled by coffee, sarcasm, or pure menace, this design delivers the perfect mix of cute, creepy, and comically unhinged.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimer: Due to fabric and print-on-demand production, the White variant may appear slightly off-white. This is normal and not considered a defect. As a dropship store, we follow a strict return/refund policy—only defective or misprinted items qualify.
"Cereal Killer" - Unisex t-shirt
$15.50
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This tee is perfect for anyone whose morning vibe is equal parts chaotic energy and dark humor. Whether you’re fueled by coffee, sarcasm, or pure menace, this design delivers the perfect mix of cute, creepy, and comically unhinged.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimer: Due to fabric and print-on-demand production, the White variant may appear slightly off-white. This is normal and not considered a defect. As a dropship store, we follow a strict return/refund policy—only defective or misprinted items qualify.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |